So I've pretty much neglected this blog since I find myself having an actual life these days. I hope to find the time and inspiration to wax humorous here again sometime soon, but in the meanwhile, should you be jonesing for some of me, I'm now a bonafide improvisor at iO:
The name of our team is actually The Heist.
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I've been a terribly neglectful blogger. I apologize wholeheartedly. I seem to be on the brink of legitimate employment and I start performing at iO in two weeks. Dear readers, I'm sorry you have to get the short end of the stick on this. I'll make it up to you soon, for reals.
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Today on the bus I saw a gay couple on the bus and they were wearing matching jackets. I can't stop wondering how that happened. Did one of them buy it, then the other one thought "Ooh, I want one!"? Did both of them buy their jackets at the same time? Or, my favorite theory, both of them were walking around Boystown and they saw each other, noticed they were wearing the same jacket, and it was love at first sight.
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Overheard on the bus:
Man: I met Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter once. She was really hot.
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There's a stop on the #78 bus called "Magnolia". This morning I could've sworn the bus driver said, "Cornholio".
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Which infrequent blogger has started covering comedy shows for a Chicago leisure magazine?
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This was in the latest circular ad for Jewel-Osco. How did they let this get to print?!?!?!
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Today I misspelled my own name. Instead of writing Dyan I wrote Byan. Which isn't my name.
Also, I went to do a google search for something that started with "s" on a computer at work, and the search history brought up a recent search for sexoffenders.com.
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If you ever see me trying to dance seductively to "Everybody Dance Now", I ask you to please put me out of my misery.
Also, I'm a terrible blogger. I'll write more soon, I promise.
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