People who put roofies in other people's drinks should be embarassed.  Not just because they're sexual predators who lack basic human decency, but because they're admitting they can't get laid any other way.  Some friends and I were talkin' 'bout roofies yesterday, and it got me thinking about what a terrible admission of defeat roofie-ing someone's drink is.  I've witnessed some absolutely unearthly couplings in the various watering holes that I've frequented, and apparently there are a lot of people who aren't very choosy.  If you are having to resort to putting "forget me nots" (as GOB likes to call them) in girl's drinks, you must be damned unappealing. 'cause there are some girls who aren't at all particular.  These roofie-ers should feel very poorly about themselves that they have to resort to these extreme measures.  (And yes, duh, there's also that whole rape element that they should be ashamed of, I'm not forgetting about that aspect of it, but I feel like an angry tirade about rape would be kind of out of place in this blog.)

Also, while we're on the topic of atrocious things that I probably shouldn't be making light of, you know what's never a laughing matter unless it's satirized in "The Onion"? Suicide!

 

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